LIST: Things to Read when Your GF Dumped You Over the Weekend

Shoot the bitch and write a book about it, that’s what I do.
William S. Burroughs on Naked Lunch

• The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich by William L. Shirer. Shit happens.
• Naked Lunch by William S Burroughs. Jack Kerouac, while editing this book asked WSB (in disgust): 'Bill, what is all this stuff about young naked boys being hanged in limestone caves?'
  Burroughs: 'No idea. I know I'm some kind of interplanetary agent but I don't think my signals are decoding properly'
• The Pursuit of Oblivion: A Global History of Narcotics . Learn all the different drugs. Don’t do drugs.
• Heroes, Rogues and Lovers: Testosterone and Behavior. Love is a chemical reaction. So is sex, violence and other things.
• Bill Bryson’s Dictionary of Troublesome Words. Helps you with lousy English
• The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran (read my previous post).
• Works of Plato
• Sue Townsend’s Adrian Mole and Weapons of Mass Destruction (the previous ones are actually better)
• GPRS and 3G Wireless Applications.

LIST: Songs to Play on Repeat if Your GF Dumped You Over the Weekend

- Phil Collins, Just Can’t Stop Loving You
- Morrisey, The More You Ignore Me, the Closer I Get.
- Lenny Kravitz, Will I Ever See You Again
- Rolling Stones, Blinded by Love
- The Police, Can’t Stand Losing You
- Leonard Cohen, So Long Marianne
- Oasis, Married with Children
- Counting Crows, Anna Begins
- Sting, Hounds of Winter
- Blue, Surrender
- Tracy Chapman, Fast Car
- Sting, Mad About You
- TLC, Creep
- Doobie Brothers, Long Train Running
- Maroon 5, Not Coming Home
- Ramones, I Wanna Be Sedated
- Mozart, Turkish March
- Guns N Roses/Rolling Stones, Dead Flowers
- Sting/Craig David, Rise and Fall
- The Police, Da Da Da
- Leonard Cohen, The Future
- Jane’s Addiction, Stop

You can also try sounds of bamboo and oceans and winds and others. They say it helps

LIST: Song with months in the title

- June in January (Bing Crosby)*
- Xmas in February (Lou Reed)
- The Ides of March (Iron Maiden) !!
- April (Deep Purple)
- Sometimes it rains in April (Prince)
- First of May (Bee Gees)
- August and Everything After (Counting Crows)**
- September Gurls (Big Stars, Counting Crows)
- My October symphony (Pet Shop Boys)
- November rain (Guns N' Roses)
- November spawned a monster (Morrissey)
- A Long December (Counting Crows)
- December (Collective Soul)


 * from undercovercookie
** from treespotter

LIST: Song with girls on the title (Part 2)

- Alberta (Eric Clapton)
- Anna Begins (Counting Crows)
- Angela (Toto)
- Angie My Girl (Stevie Wonder)
- Anya (Deep Purple)
- Beautiful Sally (Rick Price)
- Carol (The Rolling Stones)
- Cecilia (Simon & Garfunkel)
- Chiquitita (ABBA, Aerosmith)
- Cinderella (Paul Anka)
- Cindy Cindy (Elvis Presley)
- Daisy (Stone Temple Pilots)
- Darlene (Led Zeppelin)
- Diana (Paul Anka)
- Pretty Donna [Instrumental] (Collective Soul)
- Doreen (Frank Zappa)
- Eleanor Rigby (The Beatles, Counting Crows)
- Goodnight Elisabeth (Counting Crows)
- Emmaretta (Deep Purple)
- Jiving Sister Fanny (The Rolling Stones)
- Gloria (The Manhattan Transfer)
- Izabella (Jimi Hendrix)
- Jenny From The Block (Jennifer Lopez)
- Joanie's Butterfly (Aerosmith)
- Prelude to Joanie (Aerosmith)
- Hey Jude (The Beatles)
- Justine (The Righteous Brothers)
- Kathy's Song (Simon & Garfunkel)
- Lalena (Deep Purple)
- Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds (The Beatles)
- Maggie May (Rod Stewart, Counting Crows)
- Maggy M'Gill (The Door)
- Mia (Aerosmith)
- Mona Lisa (Julio Iglesias)
- Nathalie (Julio Iglesias)
- Dear Prudence (The Beatles)
- Rita Mae (Eric Clapton)
- Sexy Sadie (The Beatles)
- Dear Yoko (John Lennon & Yoko Ono)
- Mrs. Robinson (Simon & Garfunkel)

LIST: Things I Never Had and Still Don’t

• Zip Jacket


• Hat


• Pineapple tree


• Leather Jacket


• Pink Shoes


• Purple Hair


• Guitar


• Digital Bong


• Robot

LIST: Movies Tarantino Should’ve Done

- Melrose Place
- Batman: The End
- Star Wars: Phantom Menace
- Chasing Liberty
- Fabulous Baker Boys
- The Fisherking
- Stealing Harvard
- Simone
- Understanding the Golf Swing: The DVD
- Nixon

LIST: Song with girls on the title

- Roxanne – The Police
- Anna Begins – Counting Crows
- Lily Was here – Candy Dulfer
- Angie – Rolling Stones
- Desire – U2
- Janie's Got A Gun - Aerosmith
- Last Dance with Mary Jane – Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
- Maria Maria - Santana
- Laila – Eric Clapton
- Michelle – Beatles
- Polly - Nirvana